July 25 2014
House phone: 

*rings*


Me: 

nah


whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

(via geekyguitarist)

July 25 2014

popularselfie:

getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail

(via shouldnt)

July 25 2014

officialfrenchtoast:

stale potato chips

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(via oknope)

suicidalpariah:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

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I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

"I’m so hungry I could eat a horse"

(via k-eelz)

July 25 2014

shubbabang:

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consent is a hell of a thing aint it

(via disturbingelephanteyes)